Archive for September 16th, 2010

Tabloid update: “Glenn Beck Sex Tape Scandal!” (2010-9-16)

The Globe tabloid jumped right out of its rack in the supermarket checkout line tonight.
“Glenn Beck sex tape scandal!” it shouted as it swan-dived onto the conveyor belt, “and the mystery woman behind it!”
Really?
No, as it turns out, not really.
There’s no sex tape, and you’ll never guess who “the mystery woman behind it” is.
Sarah Palin? [...]