Thursday, February 08, 2007

Former president spanks desperate housewife

Just when former President George H. W. Bush was starting to get some respect for his good judgment, he goes and gets caught on camera smacking actress Teri Hatcher's bottom in a Beverly Hills parking lot.

I know, you don't believe me. See for yourself:

That's right, the former president swatted the backside of a woman half his age and not his wife, and he did it in Beverly Hills, where everyone has a cell phone camera and everyone wants to direct.

There can only be one explanation.

The Republicans are tired of waiting for the FCC to crack down on indecency and they've sent their elder statesman to Hollywood to start spanking actresses.

Prince must be so disappointed that Mark Foley was kicked out of Congress before his Super Bowl halftime silhouette stunt was broadcast.

Copyright 2007